
A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, “I've never felt better... I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think of that?”
The doctor replied, “I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella by mistake. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver. He raised his umbrella and went “bang, bang, bang”, and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?”
The 90-year old said, “I’d say somebody else shot the beaver.”
The doctor said, “My point exactly.”
November 28, 2008
90-YEAR-OLD BRAGGART...
Posted by CT at Friday, November 28, 2008 6 comments
November 18, 2008
THE MOUSE TRAP

I have been keeping this story in my e-mail for such a long time until I received another one lately...so I decided to put it here. Well, maybe you have read it somewhere too! Anyway, it’s too good to keep it to myself and it’s just too good not to share...after all it serves as a good reminder for all of us!
The Mouse Trap
By Author Unknown
A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package.
“What food might this contain?” The mouse wondered - he was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap.
Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning. “There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!”
The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, “Mr. Mouse, I can tell this is a grave concern to you, but it is of no consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by it.”
The mouse turned to the pig and told him, “There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!”
The pig sympathized, but said, “I am so very sorry, Mr. Mouse, but there is nothing I can do about it but pray. Be assured you are in my prayers.”
The mouse turned to the cow and said, “There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!”
The cow said, “Wow, Mr. Mouse. I'm sorry for you, but it's no skin off my nose.”
So, the mouse returned to the house, head down and dejected, to face the farmer's mousetrap alone.
That very night a sound was heard throughout the house...like the sound of a mousetrap catching its prey. The farmer’s wife rushed to see what was caught. In the darkness, she did not see it was a venomous snake whose tail the trap had caught. The snake bit the farmer’s wife. The farmer rushed her to the hospital, and she returned home with a fever.
Everyone knows you treat a fever with fresh chicken soup, so the farmer took his hatchet to the farmyard for the soup’s main ingredient. But his wife’s sickness continued, so friends and neighbors came to sit with her around the clock. To feed them, the farmer butchered the pig. The farmer’s wife did not get well; she died. So many people came for her funeral; the farmer had the cow slaughtered to provide enough meat for all of them. The mouse looked upon it all from his crack in the wall with great sadness.
The next times you hear someone is facing a problem and think it doesn't concern you, remember - when one of us is threatened, we are all at risk. We are all involved in this journey called life. We must keep an eye out for one another and make an extra effort to encourage and help one another.
(From An E-mail By Hamidah 27-03-06)
Posted by CT at Tuesday, November 18, 2008 3 comments
November 8, 2008
ERP SONG BY RICHARD HUNTER
Song lyrics about the Singapore ERP (Electronic Road Pricing) system, with video taken from an open-top bus during a city sightseeing tour. This is a karaoke style video but with vocal.
(From An E-mail By Alan Louise 8-11-08)
Posted by CT at Saturday, November 08, 2008 4 comments
HOW I WISH...

Sometimes I’m afraid of my own feeling...
How I wish that I don’t give a damn about what happen around me...
How I wish that I could just close my eyes and turn my back instead...
How I wish that I could just shut my mouth from saying anything...
How I wish that I just don’t care!
But the love inside me for my friends and someone close to me just won’t subside...it just keep on flowing!
How I wish this feeling would die soon!
Sometimes I wonder...
Why should I bother if they are homeless?
Why should I bother if they get swindle and became a pauper?
Why should I bother if they or their pets get sick?
Why should I bother if they became destitute?
Why should I bother myself about these trifles matter?
What will become of them is none of my concern!
It’s their own fault...let them drown in their own sorrow!
How I wish I could just simply say... “GO TO HELL!”
Posted by CT at Saturday, November 08, 2008 4 comments
November 4, 2008
LIFESTYLE IN SINGAPORE...SIGH?!?

NO OFFENCE...IT'S JUST A JOKE!![]()
In Singapore...the majority of people live in Highly Dangerous Buildings (HDB), And most have already got used to Paying And Paying (PAP). ![]()
Not only do you have to pay, you Pay Until Bankrupt (PUB).
If that's not enough, somebody still Purposely Wants to Dig (PWD)
and get more from you.
So what more can you do when you are in the Money Only Environment (MOE)?
With the current Mad Accounting System (MAS),
you are forced to Pay the Sum Ahead (PSA),
Which will leave some people Permanently Owing Some Banks (POSB).
And forced to live on the Loan Techniques Always (LTA) system.
When you fall sick and happen to be admitted to a Money Operating Hospital (MOH),
You might be able to use your Cash Prior to Funeral (CPF) fund. ![]()
If you are out of luck, you may meet doctors who Never Use Heart (NUH) to treat you,
And you will be Sure to Give up Hope (SGH).
To help ease the traffic, motorists have to pay Cash On Expressway (COE).
If that doesn't help, they can always Eternally Raise Prices (ERP) on the roads.
If you don't own a car, you can always make a Mad Rush to the Train (MRT)
OR get squashed in a bus Side By Side (SBS) . ![]()
Lastly, under all these pressures, there are not many places we can relax, not even the good old place we used to go because it has become So Expensive and Nothing TO See Actually (SENTOSA)!!! ![]()
(From An E-mail By Amy Toi-2006)
Posted by CT at Tuesday, November 04, 2008 6 comments


