For Those Of You Who Are Always Around Reading My Nonsense...Have Great & Happy Holidays! 
Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new holes.
Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5- days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.
Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology.
When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.
Q: What's the height of recycling?
A: Sending a sanitary napkin for dry cleaning.
Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day. 
Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters
the girl's skirt...
Q: Guess where it would have bitten?!!!!!!!!!!!!
A: The boy friend's hand.
Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed...
Q: Tarzan asked “Why”?
A: The animals told him. “Your tail is in front”. 
10 years ago
2 comments:
So funny sis, I like most that 3 males a day, lol!!!
Dropped by to say thank you for the greeting card and also to wish you a wonderful new week! Love you always...
Hey...that's cute ah? Anyway I'm glad that you like it sis...hope you too will have a wonderful new week...Mahal din kita!
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